I LOVE YOU..........I LOVE YOU..........I LOVE YOU..........I LOVE YOU..........I LOVE YOU..........

NEWS BULLETIN!  FLASH!  LOVE GAS RELEASED OVER WASHINGTON, D.C....CURRENT ADMINISTRATION SUDDENLY OVERWHELMED AND TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN TO THE LEFT...... HALLS OF CONGRESS FILLED WITH LAUGHTER AS BALLOONS WITH PICTURES OF SMILEY FACES ON THEM ARE RELEASED FROM THE CAPITAL STEPS......PENTAGON ATTEMPTS TO DUCT TAPE THE WINDOWS AND DOORS FAIL......GENERALS MEET IN JOINT SESSION TO DECLARE A NATIONAL DAY OF HUGGING TO TAKE PLACE IMMEDIATELY AT ALL MILITARY INSTALLATIONS.......TERRORISTS ESCAPE IN VOLKSWAGON BUS PAINTED WITH FLOWERS..............BUS LAST SEEN HEADED FOR TEXAS........AGAIN, WE REPEAT, LOVE GAS RELEASED OVER WASHINGTON, D.C.