60th Birthday Surprise Party
On Sept 5, 2005, i accidently turned 60 years old. I was supposed to be taken by my 7 ex wives to dinner at the Golden Corral where i have never eaten before and we were going to have cottage cheese and then go to the Senior Citizens Center and dance. Well, they tricked me and when we went to pick up Miss Suzi Back Ho, there was all these damn people hiding inside the Compounds fence and they yelled at me. So then after i thought i was going to faint i realized there were a lot of people there who are even older than i am. And many of them came from far away places. And it was just overwhelming and much fun and so we ate all kinds of food and talked about all kinds of things and i was very happy. There seemed to be a theme of Sponge Bob throughout the whole setting. Everyone also had on Corn angels someplace on their bodies..............very elaborate.
I think it is important for me to explain my association with Sponge Bob Square Pants. Several years back when Jason and Ree and their little girl, Camille, were across the street, they discovered Sponge Bob on TV. Well, Jason got a Sponge Bob T-shirt and Camille had Sponge Bob everything. And so i started buying her Sponge Bob things too and i would have them in my house before she would come over to get them and then people would come in and see them and then the next time they showed up they brought "ME" something Sponge Bobbed. I have never even seen Sponge Bob on TV. But you can't miss him when you go in Walmart. I am not complaining, I am explaining. Sometimes i feel like Sponge Bob Square Pants now! So to all of you people who came to the party.............i thank you and will never forget what you did. (and will be figuring out how to get even) MUCH LOVE, Harry